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Mourning in America

Mourning in America

 

“We’re on Sarah Palin’s targeted list,”  “But the thing is the way that she has it depicted has the cross hairs of a gun sight over our district. When people do that, they’ve got to realize there’s consequences to that.”

Gabrielle Giffords

 


I

— Let’s scare the bejesus out of everybody about death panels [SellMoreInsurancePAC]

— Our best move here is to allow corporations to donate unlimited money anonymously to political campaigns [SupremeKurt]

— I think its really imperative to try to calm things down VIDEO [DavidGergen]

— We're holding the Rally for Sanity in D.C. [sensibleJournalist]

— Put up a congressional map with targets on it [BettyBoop]

 

 

II

 

— He’s crazy.

— He’s creepy.

— He should be expelled.

— We should notify the department of mental health.

— He probably doesn’t have insurance… anyway it’s not the school's responsibility.

— Just suspend him, with a provision that we will readmit him after a mental health evaluation to cover our asses… and refer all inquiries to my office.

 

III

 

— I’m a loser.

— Hey loser!  Here’s a map with a target on it

— It’s all clear now.  I can win this game in one move!

 

IV

 

— I want to buy a Glock.

— What the devil is wrong with you man, you are drooling and twitching.

— I’ve been having a little trouble with reality.

— I hear you brother.

— And I worked the night shift, y’know, courtesy of Obamacare.

— OK, that makes sense.  Do you have a background?

— Yes.

— Had to ask.

— I need some ammo too.  Give me a couple of boxes.  Is this the kind of ammo you need to kill somebody?  Can you sell me a thirty-round clip?

— Cash or credit?

V

 

— Get that damn target off the web site, you idiots! [BettyBoop]

— “No comment.” [SellMoreInsurancePAC]

— They're breaking windows, putting boots to necks, and killing us again. [FledAustria-1938]

— We better lay low for a while, we could be next.  And postpone the scheduled vote on “Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act.’’ [HouseRepublicanNumeroUno]

 

VI

 

— Obamacare will limit your choices for mental health treatment. [SellMoreInsurancePAC]

— Demand gun control, better care for schizophrenics.  Shun demagogues and boycott FoxNews. [Mikwag]

— Boop, boop, de doop! [BettyBoop]