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Dave's Top 10 Questions About Confession Booth v. 2010

With the help of two priests, three young Catholic

men from South Bend, Ind., have developed an

iPhone app…to guide Catholics through confession.

It shot to global success, ranking No. 42

on the best-selling app list, according to iTunes.

Maureen Dowd, NY Times 2/9/2011

 

Dave's Top 10 Questions About Confession Booth v. 2010

 

10.  Why does the app crash when I tell it that my profession is “Wall Street Banker?”

 

9.  How come my iPhone run out of memory when I tell it I’m a politician working for Fox News?

 

8.  When I tell it that I’m an altar boy, I get a message asking me if I want to chat.  What's up with that?

 

7.  When are they going to bring back the “Indulgences” feature from v. 517?

 

6.  Can I download my sins from my Facebook page automatically?..  And is their anyway that I can add God to my Facebook friends?

 

5.  If you break all 10 Commandments, do you get any free iTunes?

 

4.  Can it calculate which Circle of Hell I belong in?  That would be cool!

 

3.  When are they going to give me a counter like in TurboTax that helps me decide which sins to report?

 

2.  Are they ever going to support my "Wait Until Last to Confess to Father that I Told x+1 Lies" strategy?

 

1.  What about voice recognition, so I can confess to onanism while I'm sinning? (My friend asked me to ask you, Father.)